Ausone’s notebook, 72.nd instalment #amwriting #mondayblogs #cats #IARTG


Good morning, Humans.

It’s still too cold for me outside to live my normal life. Thus I’m kinda bored. And I have NOTHING to tell you about a cat’s life.

BUT…As I live with humans (I’m certainly not complaining about MY humans, they are well trained by now). I have to accept certain things. Like the more or less senseless complaints from my favourite human about the things he’s hearing on the radio. Just as a reminder, my humans don’t have TV. And I can tell you he’s complaining a lot about what he has to hear on the radio at the moment. And not only what he has to hear in the news. (we come to this a bit later).

As I live with humans (I’m certainly not complaining about MY humans, they are well trained by now). I have to accept certain things. Like the more or less senseless complaints from my favourite human about the things he’s hearing on the radio. Just as a reminder, my humans don’t have TV. And I can tell you he’s complaining a lot about what he has to hear on the radio at the moment. And not only what he has to hear in the news. (we come to this a bit later).First thing, he’s listening to one radio station (only this one), nothing else. It’s called Classic21. And even there he’s regularly complaining. Mostly about 2 Radio DJs (We will not mention the names although we could). One guy who’s annoying the living hell out of him. He doesn’t like anything about this guy, neither his voice nor what he’s saying. And worse, he’s regularly presenting the WHOLE Sunday afternoon, from 1 to 6 pm. Even worse, he’s the

First thing, he’s listening to one radio station (only this one), nothing else. It’s called Classic21. And even there he’s regularly complaining. Mostly about 2 Radio DJs (We will not mention the names although we could). One guy who’s annoying the living hell out of him. He doesn’t like anything about this guy, neither his voice nor what he’s saying. And worse, he’s regularly presenting the WHOLE Sunday afternoon, from 1 to 6 pm. Even worse, he’s the back up of the morning presenter. The guy who has a good show from Monday to Friday (5:30 to 10:00 am) Pure horror (for My human) when he’s replaced by the other one.The second one is quite a new one. A young lady who’s apparently not capable of letting the listeners enjoy the song

The second one is quite a new one. A young lady who’s apparently not capable of letting the listeners enjoy the song complete. She’s cutting EVERY song, every single one. And not that there’s something important to say or do. Like an important traffic message. There are a lot in Belgium, the famous ‘conducteur phantom’. People who are taking the highway in the wrong direction). No, she just like to hear her voice. And just as a little explanation what attracted my human to this station. Was that there he could hear the complete live version of ‘Free Bird’ by Lynryd Skynryd or the live version of ‘41 shots’ by the boss. With this lady it’s not possible. She doesn’t even know that any live version of a Clapton song finishes with Mr Clapton saying ‘Thank you’. EVERY ONE!

And then there are the publicities on the radio. Just some examples, you judge. Translation by my preferred human)

1.Son: Daddy, can I have your car?

Dad: Euh

Mum: Let him. We have the xxx assurance.

(Never knew that an assurance can replace your son when he get’s killed in a road accident.)

2.Wife (in a sugary voice): Cherie, what can you smell?

Husband: Euh. Nothing.

Wife (not so sugary voice): Exactly I have no perfume anymore.
3.Every single car manufacturer has the same at the moment. A more or less funny or intelligent ‘excuse’. And then the news that the special conditions for the annual car fair are still valid till end of February. EVERY SINGLE car manufacturer.

And I can’t help, some politics (just a short one).

This scandal in Liège. All the heads and members of this assembly/company stepped down by now. And they have a new one. A lady, a politician. Who herself was head of another supervising group of the retirement money for the second chamber of the Belgian parliament (you need that?). She got (can’t say ‘earned) 1800€ a month (gross) for 6 (SIX) reunions a year. Do the math. By the way, she defended herself on the radio. She’s doing a lot. Put a lot of new things in place. Thus she deserves the money (Her words, not mine)

Yup, it’s like the thing that a friend published on FB over the weekend.

Those who earn 100000€ a month explain to those who earn 2000€ that they can’t get more because of those who get 500€ a month.

Pic by preferred photographer from the stock.

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See you next week

Yours

Ausone

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2 thoughts on “Ausone’s notebook, 72.nd instalment #amwriting #mondayblogs #cats #IARTG

    1. Hi Kitteny, I guess I’ve already asked you. But what is this #palsporch thing and most important where is it? I did something yesterday that I’m afraid to admit. Milady was lying on the sofa in front of the fire. Covered with a blanket. And against my nature I was sneaking under the blanket. And stayed there for half an hour. Oh the shame. But it was warm

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