Philosophy, Twitter and a happy 2016

First and foremost, those who are expecting a recipe (makes me laugh just writing it). Sorry, the kitchen was taken over by Milady during the end of year celebrations. And I won’t publish a recipe that I haven’t cooked myself. For those who are waiting a bit of patience please I will take back my kitchen duties in 2016.

Yesterday morning I had a short conversation with one of my Followers on Twitter. Something about him being born a Muslim. I was replying he was born a human being and later on became a Muslim. After some friendly exchanges. We stopped our philosophical conversation with something about the egg and the bird. And who was first. The last one was by me claiming that in the Middle Ages we would both have been burned on the stakes. For different reasons but burned both of us.

As he‘s a published author I had the idea to connect with him on Goodreads too. As I’ve never befriended someone before on Goodreads it was quite an adventure. Starting with: No idea how to, no idea if he’s even on Goodreads. Typed his name in the search box. Wrong at first. After the necessary correction, I finally found him and only had to figure out how to send a friend request. During that research, I read some of the ratings for one of his books. Wasn’t only by pure curiosity I have to write ‘Critics’ for my 50 classics. So, we could file that under research. One of the ratings caught my eye. Someone gave a relatively low rating for the book (2 out of 5 stars). The interesting thing was the reason why. She gave only 2 stars because the book didn’t give her the answer she was looking for. It didn’t give her the answer to her question:

‘What is the difference between different streams of Buddhism ?’

The book’s title is ‘The complete Idiot’s Guide to World Religions’. For me, the problem of this lady is quite a simple one. She was just researching in the wrong book. If you are rating a book rate the book that the author has written and not the book that you wanted him to have written.

From a research point of view, this was quite a futile endeavor for me. But at least, I’m now friends with @LiteraryStriver on Goodreads. Yes, he’s got a real name too. Yusuf Toropov.

Which brings me to my final point for today.

My year on Twitter. Don’t worry, No statistics. What I can say is: I’ve found (or was found by) some very nice people. Looks like all of them are either author, blogger (or both) people who love to write and/or read. Animal lovers, too

No need to make a list of these people. I hope they know who I’m talking about. You make Twitter a pleasure and talking to you makes being unproductive fun. Thank you very much for that.

See you next year.

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Cheers and a happy 2016

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The Lonely Potato Head #Blog Battle #comedy #flashfiction

Am I a potatohead ?

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Marvin, the potato head, smiled at the ping sound from his Twitter account.

Cyril the Evil Clown was right, female potato heads loved his tweets about being a lonely potato head looking for love.

His Twitter account was awash with re-tweets and likes. His new dating plan was starting to take shape.

Female potato heads wanted to reach out to him and shower him with #poorpotatohead #staystrongpotatohead #hotpotatohead hashtags.

He was now a couple of tweets away from securing a date.

In his (plastic) eyes his ex-girlfriend Barbie was now history. According to Cyril the Evil Clown she was sat tearfully watching all his tweets getting re-tweeted, quoted and liked.

Cyril the Evil Clown was right as Barbie would soon regret ending their relationship.

He was so grateful for Cyril the Evil Clown’s friendship and guidance during this testing time. It had been like a special gift to him.

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Ausone’s Notebook, 13.th instalment, #amwriting #mondayblogs #cats

Hi, my dear humans. Monday and here I am. You’ve missed me ?

Once again, my human wrote on Twitter something about me being back on Monday. Which is OK. But he added: “his old ranting self” Which is complete bullshit. First of all, you are only as old as you feel and secondly I’m usually not ranting. I’m kind of friendly, not trying to do any harm and seeing the positive side. This isn’t that easy with you humans. Thus, I rant from time to time. Do I like or prefer that ? By no means. I prefer peace and calm.

In my last instalment, I’ve forgotten something quite important.

11. WE ARE NO PRESENTS. No, in no way. There is no acceptable way. Simply NO. If you happen to know someone who wants a cat give him a voucher as a present. He takes the decision when he’s ready to do so. Go with this person to your local shelter and then follow the steps mentioned under point 2 last week.

Don’t get me wrong. Every animal is a present for a human being. But on a spiritual, emotional level. Not on the physical gift giving level. Got me ? If not just ask I’ll be happy to explain it further.

We’re still in your so-called festive season. And there’s another of your festivities approaching. Another day that animals do not really like. The 31st of December you’re celebrating the end of 2015 and welcoming 2016.

Nice; don’t see the point but if you want to. You’re celebrating this event with fireworks at midnight. Which equals noise, a lot of noise. Too much noise. Cats and dogs have a superior sense of hearing; So, your noise at midnight is hurting us. I’m only talking about cats and dogs at the moment. Think for a second about all the animals in the wild. Birds for example. Your noise is certainly not a pleasure for them. It’s happening in the middle of the night. A time animals are usually sleeping. And suddenly that noise. OK, so we are again of inferior importance than your pleasure.

Not that I would get why you are celebrating this day ?

Why aren’t you celebrating a day that’s, at least, a bit in line with nature; Just take the winter solstice. From this day on the nights are getting shorter again. A day to celebrate the start of nature’s rebirth. Nope, you humans are celebrating again a person. This time, it’s the death of a Pope. A pope who died 335AD. I’m pretty sure the majority of humans don’t have the slightest idea what they are exactly celebrating on the 31st of December. That your calendar is in no way in line with nature; is just the same as your lives are not in line with nature.

You like to celebrate on this particular day. Do so. Celebrate. That you are burning a lot of money, that there are as usual a lot of harmed drunken humans on this day.

Fine for me, I don’t care. But just a bit less noise would please a lot of animals. That you could do a lot of good things with the money you are burning on this day. I’m sure you know.

Enjoy your festivities. Don’t exaggerate. Don’t forget you’re not alone on this planet.

Happy new year to all of you, from Rashid too

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See you next year, maybe

Yours

Ausone

50 Classics Challenge

Some further information about my reading list.

In general, I try to read the books in the original language. If I’m capable. English; French and German I’m conversationally fluent, neither Spanish nor Russian I speak good enough to read in. Tolstoy and Cervantes, I have to read thus in English.  One of the Dan Brown books, the first Harry Potter and Ulysses are in German and already in my library. Won’t buy them in English.

Some of the books are on my Kindle app. So I can read them either on my Smartphone or on my laptop. The majority will be read on the laptop.

Phone only in exceptional circumstances.

The list is in alphabetical order. Which does by no means state the order I will read them? Two of the Jane Austen books won’t be read in 2016. I’ve read them just recently.

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Some of the books are frightening; in the sense of: they might be a lot of work to read. Ulysses, War and Peace, Meditations.

Some of (nearly all of) the German classics I had to read in school. The memories for the majority of them aren’t that good. Vivisection of books I just don’t like and that’s what we did with them in school.

Do I look forward to the challenge? You bet. Reading Werther without being forced to do so can’t be bad.

Will I like all of them ? We will see.

Will my published criticism of the books meet my sense of perfection ? I hope but doubt. My Goodreads comments I’m not yet proud of. Looks like I have to do a bit of research about acceptable criticism for a book. The hint(s) on the classics club site are (is): Three paragraphs and that’s it. We will see what I will be capable of.

I will certainly not use a five-star rating system. If I would it might be necessary to give half points. Don’t like that, guess I will just try a 1 to 10 rating. With 1 complete waste of time to 10 pure perfection. ‘Der Name der Rose’ will be the example for a 10. Know it already it will be the fifth time I’m reading it. (You just can’t get away from what you want to write about, you can’t)

I still have absolutely no idea with which one I will start the journey. First I have to finish the two I’m reading at the moment.

Might start with something short in German. Lessing, ‘Nathan der Weise’ ? Dürrenmatt ‘Romulus der Grosse’ would be more fun.

On the app it will be  ‘The life and opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman’

And now, Ladies and Gentleman start your engines

The Magic of Winter Solstice

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On December 21, 2015 at 11:49 PM EST we experience the exact moment of the winter solstice, the first day of winter.  This makes for the longest night of the year in the Northern Hemisphere. Days will get longer until the summer solstice in June 2016. The winter solstice is celebrated as the return of the sun. Darkness is turning into light. What did our ancestors believe and what remains their legacy to us regarding this most spiritual of days?

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In ancient Rome, the winter solstice was enjoyed at the Feast of Saturnalia, the god of agricultural bounty. The week long festivities were characterized by drinking, debauchery and gift-giving. When Emperor Constantine converted to Christianity, many of these customs were adjusted into much milder (and tamer) Christmas celebrations. The English Lord of Misrule has his roots in these old traditions. The Tudor King Henry VIII saw to it that…

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